Lily...

Hi..

Wed, 09 Jan 2008 04:06:25 GMT

It's been ages since I posted anything. So I wanted to say:

Hello Friends,

Hope you all had a Fantastic New Years!

Oh, Miss Kim - Please post about the new job soon. We are all dying to know all about it!

XXO

~L

Mon, 27 Nov 2006 18:43:52 GMT

"You don't have to take your clothes off, to have a good time, oh noooo"

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Meeeeee?! damit damit damit!

*BANGS HEAD ON WALL OF CUBICLE*

Tue, 21 Nov 2006 18:44:40 GMT

*My girl wants to...party all the time, party all the time, party all the tiiiiime"

I have had this stupid Eddie Murphy song stuck in my head ALL morning and ALL afternoon!

Shoot me.

*SOB*

Prety accutrate

Thu, 02 Nov 2006 18:04:52 GMT

What American accent do you have? Your Result: The Northeast Judging by how you talk you are probably from north Jersey, New York City, Connecticut or Rhode Island. Chances are, if you are from New York City (and not those other places) people would probably be able to tell if they actually heard you speak.
Philadelphia
The Inland North
The Midland
The South
Boston
The West
North Central
What American accent do you have? Take More Quizzes

I just have to post this pic...b/c why the hell not!

Sat, 16 Sep 2006 17:03:04 GMT

Part 2

Mon, 21 Aug 2006 23:11:33 GMT

So I got yet ANOTHER message from this guy:

"wassup wat happen how come u didnt write me me back? you think i'm a pig or something nah I'm not no cop! i was just letting u know"

I don't think I have anything in my profile that will make anyone think that I'm a stoner. What does he want from? Why is he harassing my life?

Wha??!

Sat, 19 Aug 2006 19:27:59 GMT

Okay, so I got an unusual message on myspace this morning. I have to admit I got a laugh from this. So, I had to share:

"wassup wats good with you? yo i got some good weed i could supply you with so hit me up ASAP."

Sure knows how to promote his bidness.

A mes Amis Charmants

Fri, 26 May 2006 04:19:21 GMT

Counting down the hours till my Montreal Road Trip! YES!

I'm so excited! Can't wait to get into that car and take off!

I had helpful suggestions from the Montreal LJ group on the nightlife there. So hopefully, I'll be back with plenty-o-stories to tell.

Try not to miss me too much. I know it will be an empty weekend without me. But I'll be back before you know it to fill your little black hearts with joy again!

*alright, I'll stop*

So have fun this weekend and be safe!

Love you ALL!

Vous voir bientôt,

Lily

Sun, 19 Mar 2006 15:49:30 GMT

This is not a good week to get sick! I start class this thursday and Paula's shower is Saturday. I hope that by then I will feel better. But. we all know that's usually not the case with me. :o(

Anyway, hope you all had a lovely weekend.

Fri, 20 Jan 2006 18:40:16 GMT

I'm off to Florida tomorrow. Should be fun but at the same time....*hurl*

Mon, 26 Dec 2005 07:34:41 GMT

Why am I still up? It's 2:30 am. I have to get up at 8:00 am to help a friend move. I am going to be worthless in the morning. bah!

Why did I offer?

Anywho,

Hope everyone had a great christmas!

Now I will force myself to sleep.

Good night.

Mon, 26 Dec 2005 07:28:03 GMT

Lily
A lily flower : Latin

You are an inspiring leader whose originality, creativity and wisdom are applied to creating practical solutions to "unsolvable" problems. Humanitarian and idealistic your vision is to make the world a better place and you will work to this end. Hardworking and tenacious people admire you for your honesty and integrity. You are a loved and loyal friend and partner. Your have the potential to achieve enormous success in the world.

WORK upsets me.

Wed, 21 Dec 2005 18:57:32 GMT

Amy Sedaris as "Paulie the Penis"

Mon, 19 Dec 2005 19:27:47 GMT

Okay folks!

You have to see this. Don't open it while at work. If you do make sure you lower the volume.

HILARIOUS!!

http://thebsquad.com/movies/9%5EPuberty-Pals.swf

Fri, 16 Dec 2005 14:09:02 GMT

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JEANETTE!!!

WE LOVE YOU AND MISS YOU!

HUGS AND LOTS OF KISSES!

Special Annoucement From Lily

Sat, 10 Dec 2005 18:05:13 GMT

YAY! I just bought a computer. Had to give the old one a rest. Poor thing was DONE. Poor thing was tired. But this one is so fast and oh so pretty in chrome. YAY..

Okay...enough...gotta run. I have things to do!

I'll talk to you later!

BRRRR.....

Thu, 08 Dec 2005 14:16:16 GMT

HOLY MOTHER OF PEARL!!! IT'S F*CKING COOOOOOOLD OUTSIDE!!!!!!!!!

*As if you didn't know*

Helloooo

Wed, 30 Nov 2005 17:08:19 GMT

**YAWNS**

*STRETCHES*

**YAWNS**

Oooh my...what a deep sleep I've been on. How is everyone? I know I haven't posted anything in a loooong time. Or even been on LJ. It's just that, I've had nothing to post about. And I still don't have anything to post about. But I just wanted to drop in and say hello to my lovelies. So HELLOOOO everyone! Hope all is well. I'll start reading your post and catch up on the latest.

Hope you all had a safe and Happy Thanksgiving...

Hugs and Kisses!

Lily

Thought this was interesting.....

Wed, 19 Oct 2005 20:41:21 GMT

Dominant Personality: Understanding

Good Traits: You gravitate towards people,
and are a shoulder to lean on. You give advice
at any given time.

Bad Traits: You aren't close with any one
person. You immerse yourself in other people's
problems and forget your own.

People see you as: Friendly, secretive, and
popular. People envy you, and may try and use
you as a tool

You're most like: Grace. You both have
positive relationships with people. Neither of
you have close friends, but unlike graceful
people, you try to help people out and aren't
as arrogant.

You need more: Solitude. You hardly get the
chance to breathe when you take on the world's
problems. You can't take other's
responsibilities or put them before your own.
Be selfish once in a while and discover who you
really are.

What's your dominant trait? (10 unique results)
brought to you by Quizilla

Stolen from Dee

Thu, 13 Oct 2005 18:08:17 GMT

lily needs to go through a rest period

Lily needs to be partially attractive to have attained the attention of
a handsome man (I swear, I'm not making this up)

Lily needs a new home (also not making this up)

Lily needs a little more warmth

Lily needs foster home in Memphis TN

Lily Needs a Nice Boy Kiss-a-Kiss-a-Kiss-a Kiss Me (yo what is up with these??)

Lily needs a wonderful person who is a dedicated pet-owner

Lily needs a lot of moisture (ain't that the truth!)

Lily needs to be permanently committed to an institution (hah!)

teehee...

Fri, 09 Sep 2005 16:21:14 GMT

Sorry, I had to post this joke a co-worker of mine sent. Too funny.

Un cubano en el jotel.

This is a letter from a cuban...
who didn't know how to express himself in English.

Dier Senior Gerente Jotel:
Now I am tell yu di story jau I was treated at yor jotel:

I cum from Miami Florida as touris to Orlando and estay at yor jotel.
When I cum in my room I see der is no shit in my bed.

How can I sleep with no shit in my bed?

Ay col down de ricepchon and tell dem: -"I wanna shit".
Dey tell me "Go to the toilet".. I sey "No, no, I wanna shit in my bed".
Dey sey "You betta not shit in yor bed, you sonnawabitch".

What is that of sonnawabitch?.

I go down for di restoran for breikfast.
I order beicon and eggs and two pisses of toast,
I getta only one piss of toast. I tell di waitress and I points to
toast.
"I wanna piss". She tella me Go to the toilet"...
I say "No, No, I wanna piss on my plate".
She den say to me:
"You piss on yor plate, I col da cops, you sonnawabitch".

Secon person who don even know me, and chi col me sonnawabitch!
What is that of sonnawabitch?

Later I go a dinner into restoran. Spoon and knife is der, but no fock.
I tell di waitress "I wanna fock!", and she tell me:
-"Sure, everybody wanna fock".
I tell her "No, no, you don onderstand me.
I wanna fock on di table".
She den tell me "So you sonnawabitch, you wanna fock on de table? Get
yur ass out of here".

So I go to di ricepchon and ask for di bil.
I no wanna stay in dis jotel no more.
When I have pay di bil, the porter say to me:
"Thank you and piss be with you".
I say "piss on you too, you sonnawabitch! If I go back to Orlando,
I'll never more comma stay in your jotel, you sonnawabitch."

Sinsirly,

John Towers From-the-Ass,
(Juan Torres Delano)

That Walter.....always right... always right...

Wed, 31 Aug 2005 15:01:47 GMT

Tu interés se centrará en la carrera y en el área profesional. Tú carrera no solo te aportará éxitos sino que también te absorberá en tu sentir de autentica vocación. Disfruta de tus triunfos y de tus decepciones también, al fin y al cabo son las que te enseñan a rectificar los errores. Número de suerte: 27-04

Wed, 24 Aug 2005 15:23:42 GMT

LEO (Jul 23 - Aug 22): You might feel as if your choices are limited, and even if the dilemma isn't really that bad, you are annoyed by your lack of control. This situation may have begun days ago, but now it reaches a critical phase. Don't push too hard; it will come to resolution on its own in the next few days.

*sigh* I hope it does....

Viva Las Vegas!

Wed, 27 Jul 2005 19:18:03 GMT

Alright folks! I'm off to Vegas for a few days! I should be back Sunday. But, if I don't return.......then that's b/c my life long dream of becoming a show girl has come TRUUUE!!!!

Hugs and smooches to all!!!!!

Lily
(Or Lola, the show girl!)

Huh..go figure

Wed, 27 Jul 2005 17:56:34 GMT

You're a Salamander!

Fascinated by and associated with fire, you are drawn to believe that
you might even be able to conquer fire and perhaps walk upon it. At the same time,
you also feel closely connected to water and may have even been born underwater.
This dichotomy makes you a mystery to most, prompting you to stay out of the way of
the average person you might run across. You love the word "meander".

Take the Animal Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.